Verse 1
Lafayette Park undercovers How’s that hardcore fanzine? Still take the piss?Y and T got records, demos on cassetteSummer of the seven inch. Too cool for schoolManifestoes at the swimming pool
Chorus
When vegans attack lyrics, they don’t hold backThey’ll tell you what’s wrong with your Big MacThey’ll lecture you on the ethics of meatAnd if you don’t listen, they’ll stomp their feet
Verse 2
Black flag tattoos and X’s on their handsStraight edge warriors, they take a standBut when it comes to music, they’re not so toughThey’ll criticize your taste, say it’s not enough
Bridge
But who are they to judge, to dictate what’s right?Music is subjective, it’s a personal fightSo let’s respect each other’s choices and viewsAnd remember that music is meant to amuse
Chorus
When vegans attack lyrics, they don’t hold backThey’ll tell you what’s wrong with your Big MacThey’ll lecture you on the ethics of meatAnd if you don’t listen, they’ll stomp their feet
Verse 3
They’ll boycott your favorite bands, call them selloutsThey’ll protest outside shows, scream and shoutBut music is about freedom, expression, and funIt’s not about who’s right or who’s won
Chorus
When vegans attack lyrics, they don’t hold backThey’ll tell you what’s wrong with your Big MacThey’ll lecture you on the ethics of meatAnd if you don’t listen, they’ll stomp their feet
Outro
So let’s enjoy the music, let’s rock and rollAnd remember that opinions don’t have to take their tollWhen vegans attack lyrics, just let it beAnd keep on jamming, wild and free
